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1. Everyone knows you’re single.
And everything today is going to remind you of that.
2. All your friends with significant others have plans.
You’re convinced you’re going to become the crazy cat lady.
3. It’s the worst day to be a third, fifth, seventh … wheel.
On any normal day, you’re okay being the odd man out – but not today. Definitely not today
4. Oh, and reservations? You can’t get them, anywhere.
Seriously? You have to eat, too! Forget it, just order takeout.
5. While everyone’s professing their love to one another, you’re at home professing your love to ice cream.
The entire carton of ice cream, gone.
6. The Valentine’s Day haters. They’re the worst.
The non-single people that hate on Valentine’s Day. For real? You really just want to sock ‘em in the face, but instead you smile and nod.
Come on! This is just a cruel joke. You’ve spent the last 6 weeks doing everything you can to burn off the holiday weight, and now there’s an entire day devoted to chocolate? Perfect.
8. The annoying sappy love songs surrounding you.
Someone, make it stop!
9. Trying to overcome the need to drunk dial your ex sildenafil tablets 100mg.
You don’t miss your ex, really. You swear, not even a little bit. It was the wine talking.
10. Everyone’s getting flowers delivered to the office. Everyone but you, that is.
Your coworker across from you had the world’s largest, most dramatic bouquet delivered and you have to stare at it all. day. long. It’s not even that pretty.
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